Bore-buster Gifts

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Nitrogen Emissions

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

Man Carrying Big Burden

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

The Evolution of fish

"No, you come in on four."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

"Seriously, you don't know how to float?"

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

"First, I want to give you an overview of what I will tell you over and over again during the entire presentation."

"Mr. Harlow, let me give you a piece of advice: Everything is a bubble."

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

For Timely Filing

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."