Brain Buster Gifts

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rubik's ice cube.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"Switch me on please..."

Killing Santa

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

Brain connection

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'Embedded Journalist.'