Brain Buster Pillows

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rubik's ice cube.

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Thinking of throwing the 'Think' sign into the garbage.

"Switch me on please..."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

Brain connection

Killing Santa

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

'Embedded Journalist.'