Boss Buster Pillows

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Turkish Democracy

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'It's a rare generic defect. To put it bluntly, you have no brand loyalty.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'At the end of last week's program I enjoined our viewers to have a good day. Now, on the advice of counsel, I wish to retract that statement.'

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Killing Santa

Cut Your Bills In Half.

Warning.

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

'I'm sorry about your account, sir - The 'Dollar Bubble' burst.'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

"No, you come in on four."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'So much for energy saving.'

"Why do you think we need a humidifier?"

“Ha! They think changing the color to red is going to get me to pay this bill?!”