Bronco Buster Pillows

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

Santa Claws...

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Noise machines for dogs.

Killing Santa

Nitrogen Emissions

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Hang on, kid!"

Warning.

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

Career in a rut? Call ********* The recruitment specialists.

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

For Timely Filing

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yap. If that's the neighbor's dog, I'm not here.

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

Women Are Pissed Off At Uber, But Will They Switch To Lyft?

Bank - For The Convenience Of Customers This Branch Has Been Moved To Tierra Del Fuego Where It Will Open On Alternative Tuesday Afternoons