Bronco Buster Gifts

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Santa Claws...

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Nitrogen Emissions

Noise machines for dogs.

Killing Santa

"Hang on, kid!"

Warning.

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

"Please don't tell me they're making broth."

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

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"I've developed a chemical that causes short term memory loss."

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Evidence is that increased extreme weather is due to climate change.'

'We rolled your account over last week, Sir, and now we can't find it.'

"He's stopped waiting for Brexit and moved on with his life."

For Timely Filing

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

Bank - For The Convenience Of Customers This Branch Has Been Moved To Tierra Del Fuego Where It Will Open On Alternative Tuesday Afternoons

I hate this bunker!