Bucking Bronco Buddy Gifts

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Dogs

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Hole in one!!!!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I found him on the internet.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'