Bucking Bronco Tamer Gifts

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Education Guidance

Getting Rid of the Cure

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

"Hang on, kid!"

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

"So much for your idea of having a pet!"

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Mountain Rescue.

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."