Lightning Tamer Gifts

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

Litter Tray Training

To do before Saturday...

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Education Guidance

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

"And for your entree, sir?"

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."