Lightning Tamer Prints

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Litter Tray Training

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Education Guidance

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I told you he had a temper.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'Where did we go wrong?'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

Circus Act