Lion Tamer Prints

"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

The stress in your job could kill you! So could the lions!

Lion Taming School: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (for chair).

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I taught junior high for fifteen years.'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'It has to have tall fences.'

Lion taming gone wrong...

'Good boy.'

Teaching.

'It would be a great act, Anton, if you could just get him to stop saying 'meow'.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'Where did we go wrong?'

A tightrope walker doubling as a lion tamer

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

'This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath !'

"It's new all right, but it's not very exciting."

Daydreaming Dentist

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath!"

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

"This is the part I hate most - he's got terrible bad breath."

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

Denise's life had become much more exciting, since she had decided to move out of her comfort zone.

Matador.

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

'The lion act was full, so he's trying to work up something else.'

'Is that you, dear?'

'The circus lion won't eat the clowns because they taste funny.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'Just how long have you been taming lions ?'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"I've been thinking I'm not actually all that scared of chairs "

Clown