Bucking Bronco Tamer Mugs

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

Education Guidance

Getting Rid of the Cure

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

'Oh yeah. He's the fastest in the west alright. The fastest out of town, at the first sight of trouble.'

Stockmarket investor's trays 'Up' and 'Down'.

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

"You'll have one bite of everything!"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'He micromanages all our trades.'

'How would you like to help out at my campaign kickoff barbecue?'

Mother of Dragons

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Hang on, kid!"

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Your engine was running amok. We had to call in the authorities."

"So much for your idea of having a pet!"

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Mountain Rescue.

'Getting that extra weight off isn't hard. . . keeping it off is.'