Burro Buddy Gifts

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'Actually it's my neighbor's burro, but I'll pay for gelding him...I don't want them to know about it.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Dogs

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You reek of crackers.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."