Burro Buddy Pillows

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'Actually it's my neighbor's burro, but I'll pay for gelding him...I don't want them to know about it.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I think we have run out of time..."

'I found him on the internet.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Will I lose my hare?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'You reek of crackers.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'