Buccaneer Buddy Pillows

'He's having a bad feather day.'

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

Pirate

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

'Hole in one!!!!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You reek of crackers.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"How many letters can you read?"

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Old School Mustaches

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

Carrot Throwing Act

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'