Buccaneer Wannabe Pillows

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How many letters can you read?"

As Seen On TV

Financial Pirates

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Pirate King

Pirate

Before and After Tattoos.

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

'I love you, Mom, but I'm going to live with the Obamas now and be the first son.'

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

Pirate Captain, with his hook accessories, in his kitchen.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

Intuition Failure

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

The pirates didn't see Aye to Aye.

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"Still not batman."

"Oui, je suis Francaise. . . How did you know?"

"All in favor say aye-aye."

Swedish Pirate Party.

"I've got a part in a soap."