Digital Buccaneer Pillows

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

Swedish Pirate Party.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"How many letters can you read?"

Man sitting at computer. Home sweet homepage framed on wall.'

Corporate pirate.

Caveman at Computer

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

Financial Pirates

Pirate King

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Human evolution

Campground Wi-fi.

"Why should I talk to you? They're talking to you."

"OK Zoomer!"

'You can 'unfriend' me but you absolutely can't 'unparent' me.'

"By combing 21st century investment strategies with your traditional methods, we put all your booty into bitcoins and buried them under a palm tree in Trinidad."

"Next time I'm getting a parrot instead of a woodpecker!"

"You've been unfriended."

The captain realised that if he were to continue to strike fear into mens hearts, he must never be seen in a state of undress.

Pirate Radio

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Pirate: 'No No No,you BLITHERING Dunderheads! We do that AT Sea!!'

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"