Tech-savvy Buccaneer Pillows

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

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This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

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'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

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"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

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"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"It's obviously an original."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"