Tech-savvy Buccaneer Gifts

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Silver Surfer.

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Wedding selfie stick

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

Follow God On Twitter

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I sent his online bullying to my spam folder and his personal bullying to the Principal's folder!"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."