Tech-savvy Busker Gifts

New Age Busking

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'She posted her first blog today.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

i-teddy

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"A virus ate my homework."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Tim's marketing solutions

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'