Tech-savvy Busker Pillows

New Age Busking

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

i-teddy

Coffee shop

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

"A virus ate my homework."

Computerized Dollhouse.

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

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"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

"Our latest technological leap allowed us to automate our full operation, become carbon-neutral, and keep all our employees."