Hopeful Busker Gifts

"Music doesn't happen to be his strong point..."

The fate of the emigrant

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"Things are looking up!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Street Organ - Monkey

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Play on."

"The times – They have a changed."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

'Next time, Featherton, I'd like to see your sales projections without the clouds.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Musician

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

The Ignored Busker

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Hope of spring.