Busking Enthusiast Gifts

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Street Organ - Monkey

"Play on."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Doubledecker bus stop

"The times – They have a changed."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Musician

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

The Ignored Busker

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Hell's busker

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Guitarist

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"