Buskers Gifts

Money needed for music lessons.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Street Organ - Monkey

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Play on."

Golden bubbles

"The times – They have a changed."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Musician

The Ignored Busker

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Hell's busker

Guitarist

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

People who enjoyed this busker also liked: Joe. 7th and Miller. Sandy. DuPont and Reed. Carl. 39th and 2nd. Thank you.

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'