Buskers Pillows

Money needed for music lessons.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Street Organ - Monkey

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Play on."

"The times – They have a changed."

Golden bubbles

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Musician

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Ignored Busker

Hell's busker

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Guitarist

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'

"Do you know how to play down the road?"