Busker Appreciation Pillows

Hell's busker

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Street Organ - Monkey

"Play on."

"How many letters can you read?"

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"The times – They have a changed."

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Musician

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

The Ignored Busker

The Children's Hospital

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Guitarist

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

"Do you know how to play down the road?"

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'My... Dog...Has... Crabs....'