Busker Advocate Gifts

"You guys are a class act"

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

Street Organ - Monkey

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Play on."

"The times – They have a changed."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Musician

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

The Ignored Busker

'Hmm, the snake's hissed off.'

Guitarist

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"Some 'King'. They didn't even give me an N95."

People who enjoyed this busker also liked: Joe. 7th and Miller. Sandy. DuPont and Reed. Carl. 39th and 2nd. Thank you.

Please Give this Seat to Someone Wealthier or More Influential

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"