Busking Support Gifts

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

Computer Room.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Guitarist

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Street Organ - Monkey

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"Play on."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

"The times – They have a changed."

Couple

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"