Busking Fan Gifts

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Running out of Gas.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Trash-talkin' artists

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

The hummingbird's hum.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Musician

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"I Win!!!"

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.