Busking Fan Pillows

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"That is an outrageous slur."

Saxophone Player.

"Free Bird!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'I suppose you realize that when I tell everyone back at the office about this you wont be able to tele-commute anymore.'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

'He's a yodelling busker!'(Busker on faraway mountain).

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Running out of Gas.

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Musician

The hummingbird's hum.

Trash-talkin' artists

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

"I Win!!!"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.