Tech-savvy Bear Gifts

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Halloween Selfie

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Online Dog Dating

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Remote control sheepdog

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

"I got a text from Black Bart. What does a sideways frowny face mean?"

That bear is engrossed in something on that phone. It's Winnie the Pooh and Twitter too!