Tech-savvy Bear T-Shirts

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Halloween Selfie

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Childhood Screen Addict

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Online Dog Dating

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Remote control sheepdog

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'I see your office is as secure as your website.'

"She gave us only one star on Trip-Advisor and totally trashed us on the porridge network."