Tech Enthusiast Bear T-Shirts

'Yeah, their website is called www.dazoosux.com.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Gen-Next Library

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"