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'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

'We are communicating better but we are still not out of woods.'

"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

Happy Birthday (bees' nest pinata).

'We are communicating better, but we are still not out of the woods.'

National Academy of Short Selling.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'Ok...I'll admit they're kind of cute, but I still say their herds need to be thinned.'

'You must learn that not everybody is a salmon.'

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Ready to try out your new training?'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

Modern day Goldilocks

"I think it stands for, 'Please Eat the Activist,' which is exactly what I did!"

National Park Map

'My attorney will explain why calling it a 'bear market' makes me a victim of profiling.'

"Give it a minute. They're even better warmed up."

1875 Arctic Expedition

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

'He's entering wildlife photographer of the year.'

'Boy, I must have hibernated in a crooked position: I have a sore neck...'

'You would never catch ME wearing white after labor day.'

'...But I want to be miles away when the athletic trainer peels that tape off his hairy leg.'

Hitchhikers

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

The Off-Season

'This was painted during the artist's Baloo period.'

Tree and bear hugging.

Bear attack.

"I don't know anything about forest fires. I ate a ranger."

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

"Tell them how hard we've worked to protect their habitat."