Bear Fanatic T-Shirts

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

The wonderful way Mother Nature signals animals when danger is near.

Big Apple Bears

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.