Polar Bear Fanatic T-Shirts

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

The melting polar ice caps

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Polar bears

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Aargh, Many Trees

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"