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Bear fishing for people.

"Yep, that's right: Because we live at the North Pole, Santa delivers polar bears' presents first..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Polar bears

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Bear at a vending machine

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Leadership never hibernates.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

Aargh, Many Trees

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"