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'That rescue brandy keg is just his trick.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

Polar bears

Bear at a vending machine

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Aargh, Many Trees

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

Computers affect real life.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.