Polar Bear Pun Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Humans want to put us on the endangered species list.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

The interested bystanders.

The melting polar ice caps

Polar bears

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Aargh, Many Trees

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Polar bear lolly

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."