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"I clawed my way to the top."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

You have the worst spring breath.

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Baby Bear.

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I seem to be trading hibernation for urination.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"