Bear Pun Enthusiast Gifts

"I clawed my way to the top."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I demand a DNA test.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Baby Bear.

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.