Bear Aficionado Gifts

Is it sustainable?

"Set the alarm for 2022, just to be on the safe side."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'I don't like to say this in front of outsiders, but I feel out of my depth in honey management.'

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

'Who cares about the porridge! Thank God she didn't find my single malts!'

Spring time in bear country

'Well, whoever named us wildlife sure didn't live with you, Bernie!'

Sanctions On Russia

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"That bear's repeating."

The Hibernation Channel

"When we're not hibernating, I've gone ahead and listed our cave as an Airbnb."

'Billy, you're not spoiling you're dinner, are you?'

'She's not going for it - looks like it's up to you to save the day, Wilkinshaw...'

"He thought Goldilocks was going to mug him, and he fainted."

"Now you've done it! Worse than my Mama Bear, you'll have to deal with my Grandmama Bear!"

Paparazzi at the Local Dump

"Remember, they're just as afraid of you as you are of standing up to your mother."

'Eyewitnesses reported a grizzly,grizzly scene.'

"Tried a new recipe: Blackberry stew!"

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

'I think it's a feral offense to eat US mail.'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Hilda, what gets wine out again, is it club soda?'

Atomic Bear: Part 28

Atomic Bear: Part 10

"To be honest, we were looking for a younger bear for the position."

Capitalism and Russia

Please Recycle.

Less European Union brings threat of Russia.

Woodland confidential.

Oh, come on this insomnia is driving me nuts! Just shoot me with a tranquilizer dart, wouldja!

Ah, old age

"I can't get through a hibernation anymore without getting up every other week to pee."