Polar Bear Fanatics Prints

'That rescue brandy keg is just his trick.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

The interested bystanders.

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

The melting polar ice caps

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Polar bears

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Bear at a vending machine

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Aargh, Many Trees

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

Computers affect real life.

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.