Tech-savvy Shepherd Gifts

Remote control sheepdog

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Sheep barcodes.

Florence and her baaarcode

"It's an easy job these days: the sheep don't wander around anymore, they stare at their phones all day long..."

EweTube.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Facebook For Dogs.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Remote-controlled cat flap.

"He's a quick learner."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Childhood Screen Addict

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Labradrone

Zoom Rodeos

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.