Tech-savvy Cowpoke Gifts

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Halloween Selfie

A Grazing Shark

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"You mean you leaked his password because he uses my name as his password instead of yours?"

"They have so much in common."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

'I must be going. Shawn is getting restless.'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

'I used to be confined to my backyard, but with this mobile device, I can do my business anywhere.'

Remote control sheepdog

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

'My ringtone is a real attention getter. It sounds like a squeaky toy.'

"I was a lonesome cowboy until I got this damn telephone."

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

Texas messaging by cowboy

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

Florence and her baaarcode

Sheep barcodes.

"I thought we agreed - no dressing up for video chats."

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"

"It's an easy job these days: the sheep don't wander around anymore, they stare at their phones all day long..."

EweTube.

Guard dog monitors TVs.