Tech-savvy Sloth Gifts

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Halloween Selfie

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

Online Dog Dating

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'I'm doing a google search to see if I can find someone to open the side door.'

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"We suck at this."

"This is so going on Instagram."

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

Remote control sheepdog

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

Cowboy takes selfie with his wanted poster.

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

Lionesses angry at lion as his mobile phone has gone off while stalking gazelle