Tech-savvy Sloth Prints

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Halloween Selfie

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'I haven't hand colored eggs in years.'

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

Dog views website: www.oof.com

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

Online Dog Dating

"Are you getting a signal up there?"

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

"A text? Since when did the dog stop barking when he wanted to come in?"

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"We suck at this."

"I'm delighted to love, honor, and obey, but I'm keeping my electronic rights."

'Just type 'nuts' into your GPS.'

"This is so going on Instagram."

Remote control sheepdog

According to their blog Dad, the antelopes will meet at Dead-Tree Hill tomorrow at noon...

'You've heard of a couch potato? Well he's a mouse potato.'

Owl Texting: 2wit,2wu

Lionesses angry at lion as his mobile phone has gone off while stalking gazelle

Wolf Email to the Moon