Tech-savvy Lion Gifts

"What's the big deal with posting food pics on social networks?"

"Thank you for your e-mail. I will be out on a walk for the next twenty minutes and plan on barking remotely until my return."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Halloween Selfie

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"Yes, I did use your credit card to pay for a computer and phone. Just how long did you expect that ball of yarn to entertain me."

"It's an app that lets me pointlessly knock things off tables when I'm not at home."

Cat typing 'Meow'.

Online Dog Dating

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

Ugh, you go ahead – I have five months of emails to catch up on.

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

'I'm just going online...'

All my gifts come from Amazon anyway, so instead of asking Santa, I'm asking Alexa.

Remote control sheepdog

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

E-File Muffy: Head of Household

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

'Aye Aye phone.'

"Sorry for the delayed response. It's been a crazy week."

"I hate this new litter box. It doesn't come with Wi-Fi or a phone charger. This used to be a productive place for me."

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

Boy Scout Camp.

Twelve-step verification

Florence and her baaarcode

'It's the latest fad, sire, it's called twitter.'

"I'm only going to say this to you once...for I've now got a loop pedal..."

Sheep barcodes.