Tech-savvy Peacock Gifts

"I thought we agreed - no dressing up for video chats."

Baroque Peacock

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'She posted her first blog today.'

Prosecco Peacock

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

i-teddy

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Computerized Dollhouse.

Giuseppe Verdi

Tim's marketing solutions

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"I don't mind the punishment, Mother, but I don't want to see this on YouTube!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Newborns on cell phones

Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!

'Aww, his first mobile...'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"There's a tell."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'You, you, you. It's always about you.'

"Dad, I want to become a doctor. I already know something about anatomy: A human being consists of a head, a belly, legs, arms, and a smartphone."

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Cocktails and Peacocks