Tech-savvy Cowpokes Gifts

A cowboy sheriff in the old west brings in a bounty to a bounty price scanner.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Sick Rancher Humor

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

A Grazing Shark

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

"He's a quick learner."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Friday night was always sext night.

"Something to do with algorithms."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'Bruno! That's my email!...Drop it!!'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Just so you know ahead of time, I have a whole new set of angry emojis I'm willing to unleash on you."